worst month ever!

I seriously hate the month of February.  what are you talking about?  i mean it’s the shortest month out of the 12 months we have in a our earth year.

But i mean for work days, even though you’ll be missing about 4 days this month, those 4 days can mean a lot.  Also with bills such as cell phone bills, it seems like you want those 4 extra days of service.

Oh and my Bank decided to close down my nearest branch.  I am so effin pissed off.  When this one closes, the nearest branch will be about 2 hours away.  I love the small business feel, but not if i am gonna have to drive 2 hours just to make a stupid check deposit.  I know what your thinking, do a check deposit at an ATM, the nearest ATM does take check deposit but it’s broken all the time.  I would have to fill out a form and then take it to my branch, but then i’d have to drive 2 hours just to get my money.  So I am really pissed off that my bank decided to close down our branch when many employees bank there.

What do I do?  Do i take my money elsewhere before they close, or just stay with them and pray that i don’t have to drive 2 hours to the nearest branch?

Snow in the Desert?

If you can’t read giant titles, then you should really get a new pair of glasses.

If you live in the High Desert of So-Cal you would know that it hardly ever snows.  And where I am from, we just found out, when no one predicts snow then it happens.  So all this week was raining very heavily with a down pour and all.  And I hate driving in the rain here, because everyone on the road freaks out that the road is wet.  Therefore everyone goes 10 MPH UNDER the speed limit.  Then yesterday at about 2:15-ish (give or take a minute), i noticed that the rain was ‘snowing down’ as in it didn’t look like rain anymore.  It seriously looked like snow.  Sure enough it was snowing in the desert.  Unfortunately, I was working at the time, but it was a really quiet afternoon.  I got to play in the snow with my puppies and started to make a snowman but it was way to cold to do it.  Today, the ‘half’ snowman was still there and then my puppy ate what was left of him.  poor poor man, didn’t see it coming.  Well hope this crazy Cali storm isn’t hurting anything.

Yappy New Years! 2010!

Hey it’s new years.  (and from me it’s been 5 hours into it)

Well what can you predict in 2010?

-I think Britney Spears is going to die. (or doing something really crazy)
- (or a disney character will die/do something crazy)
-Apple will come out with another amazing device.
-Gas may go up another 20¢
-Go to the moon (again, maybe)
-TV will become bigger and thinner
-Yahoo will fail again
-MySpace will go offline
-Google will buy Facebook
-I will turn 19!
-Something will happen to The Walt Disney Company, good or bad

well I am going to save this blog and see which ones are true.

ANYWAYS Do you have any plans for New Year?
Mine, are private and will tell you later.  I didn’t really set New Years Resolution, it was more of a promise to myself.

Well I am gong to do something else theneasdf asdf was bAlog!

bye

Christmas Update

Hey ya’ll that’s right i am currently western tonight.

Well how was your Christmas?  I’d have to say, this was the worst Christmas ever.  And it wasn’t because I didn’t get everything I wanted, or that I was with family.  It was because I was sick with the stomach flu.  And i am still recovering.  It freaking suck, all of a sudden on Christmas eve afternoon, i wasn’t feeling well and i got sick.  It was one holiday.  But the whole family got sick, so we were all feeling like crap (no pun intended), and we all put our normal traditions aside.

Every year on Christmas Eves we open up one Christmas present, we eat steak and usually crap (sometimes lobster), and we just hang out and watch a movie.  Then on Christmas Morn., we wake up and open presents each some breakfast, then clean up and just relax the rest of the time.  Ya there was a different plan this year.  I was mostly near the toilet, i didn’t have anything to eat that night, the next day i still wasn’t feeling well and we didn’t open gifts until about noon, then we just relaxed. What are your Traditions?

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.  Good bye 2009, i’ll miss ya!

*Sniffs Air* Awww Christmas Morning

Jello Yellow Fellows,
ya that was bad.  Good Morning readers.  I am so happy that you are reading my bloggers!  EVEN on Christmas Morning.  Well Yes the stressful part of the holidays are … well that’s hope your house/car didn’t explode over the night…. is over.  I mean all that is left is New Years and no one has to stress about shopping getting the BEST price ever or even take care of family.

Well this week my parents, BOTH, got sick so I had to take care of them, they are both feeling better.   But that is basically all I want for Christmas is my family.  Ok and an Flip Ultra HD camera, which I hope i got.  If i did then you will see more and more and more annoying pointless to watch videos on my Boob You Tube channel.  Hopefully they get better.  I am hoping to start filming this next year more and more.  I have a few friends that have said they will donate their time with me.  But i have to get started now.

Well thanks again for reading.  Merry Christmas.  And i will most likely post a blog within know and New Years.

What is Going On? – (Pretty much any…)Charlie Brown

Ok, the little Charlie Brown,
So i was watching one the other night, and i notice that ALL the boys are pretty much bald, and all the girls are total a-holes, and have head full of hair.  Do all the boys have some type of cancer?  mmmm

Anyways seems like the only good character would be Snoopy and even his Dog Spike.

I am not even going to start on Lucy!

(oh yeah, Merry Christmas Eve)

What is Going On? – Rudolph the RedNose Raindeer

Where have you seen a raindeer with a red nose? There must something terrible wrong to this poor animal. There isn’t much to say badly about this movie, but I can say that someone should go onto Misfit Island and put those toys in a “Toys-for-Tots” box. Doesn’t matter if there is a polka-dotted elephant, somewhere in the world a kid would love to have something!

What is Going On?- Frosty the Snowman

Another Lovely Classic, Frosty the Snowman!

Ok so these kids are playing in the snow and think “let’s make a snowman” so they do and they steal, a hat, buttons a scarf, a carrot and better yet a pipe. First off, where did these things appear, and second where did they get a pipe?These kids are only like 2nd grade and they had a pipe on them. Did no one else see that? Just like every other weird cartoon, the snowman comes alive, they ditch school, then they want to escape! And since they can’t afford to get on a train they just hop on one! Do these kids not have any parents?
If you found out that your child went on a train that no one knew where was going, how would you feel?

What is Going On? – How the Grinch Stole Christmas (original)

We’ve all seen the show, from like 40 years ago? or is like 50? ANYWAYS! The Old Grinch.

I was watching it, and i was just thinking, WHY doesn’t the Grinch just move?, He moves, done, back to life.

No they had to put some story for it. So the Grinch stole Christmas. He steals everything from the Christmas tree to the Who Hash. … WAIT Who Hash, what the heck is that? I mean i have heard of ‘hash’ but this stuff was in a can! and, does WhoVille not have a single authority in their town? I mean the police, sheriff, even the gosh darn Neighborhood Watch. Nope but I mean i can list off how many laws he broke:

1. Breaking and Entering
2. Theft of Private Property
3. Theft of City Property
4. Animal Cruelty
5. Speeding in a sleigh
6. No seatbelt

And he is green, why? Well he must have some type of disease.
Also, if the Grinch was to steal your Christmas, would you be alright with it. Cuz the Whos seemed alright with it and they even invited him to eat with them.

What is going on? Series

OK so starting tomorrow I will be doing posts on “what is going on?” in those lovely classic Christmas Shows.  I was watching some recently and I was just wondering, what is going on, OR what would happen if this was real?  So Look out for new blogs and vlogs and snow! … that’s right!